"Oh come on! We just got home! Can't I watch television?"
"No. It's late. So into bed NOW. End of discussion."
Baby Bear walked into his room after brushing his teeth and putting on his pajamas.
"Eeek!" Baby Bear screamed. "There's a monster in my bed!"
"What should we do." Mama Bear asked.
"Eat it?" Papa Bear suggested.
"Are you CRAZY?" Mama Bear yelled. "We could get monsteritis!"
"There's no such thing as monsteritis," Papa Bear said assuringly.
"Yes there is! I read Bear Magazine today and it was on the front cover."
"Honey bear! Look at our chairs and porridge!" Papa Bear called from the eat-in kitchen. "The monster must have destroyed everything of Baby Bears'!"
After figuring out the proper punishment for the "monster" (Goldilocks), the three bears walked into Baby Bears bedroom and stared at Goldilocks. Suddenly, Mama Bear smothered Goldilocks in thick molasses, from head to toe.
"That outta do it!" Papa Bear said. "Baby Bear! Get the feathers!"
Baby Bear hobbled over with an enormous bag of peacock feathers.
"Now to create a statue!"
It took 2 hours to crate their masterpiece. Once completed, they took the feathery Goldilocks ton the dining room to be a centerpiece. Goldilocks' eyes were shut and will never open again.
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